Think other wise

“HAKUNA MA’VODKA”
— it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via tumbledore-)

Anonymous said: Do you know what to do with that big fat butt

confirmance:

sit it down in church and praise the lord

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

cooldadgang:

kianaisthenamedontwearitout:

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

Someone one’s

i fucked up

(Source: deadtrash, via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

“I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air.”
— The dark side of Lil Jon. (via mightequinn)

(via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

merylstreeptease:

i bet dermatologists hate him

(Source: langsettte, via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

babyprude:

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

I AM CONVINCED THAT SHE JUST GOT JOHNNY DEPP TO STAND IN HER BATHROOM AND TAKE THIS SELFIE BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OKAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

babyprude:

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

I AM CONVINCED THAT SHE JUST GOT JOHNNY DEPP TO STAND IN HER BATHROOM AND TAKE THIS SELFIE BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OKAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

(via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)