Think other wise

egberts:

i wonder how much salt has been wasted filming supernatural

(via theheroineoftime)

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings, via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

(Source: tom-bass, via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

blackkolors:

youcunt-lol:

nintendoggystyle:

what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now

they’re begging for a refund.

at least the soundtrack is awesome.

(via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

(via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)