Think other wise

awwww-cute:

You can never be too sure

awwww-cute:

You can never be too sure

(via missgingerlokiway)

“Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.”
— potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

(via microrgasm)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via forever-mermaid)

fuckoffcishets:

occupation: the family disappointment

(Source: overlypolitebisexual, via flirty-nerdy-and-a-little-dirty)

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

(via placiddream)

kiingsnap:

anintimatecoincidenceff:

your friend: “Show ‘em the outfit, show ‘em the outfit!!”
you: [fronting] “…aiiiiight.”

Michael

kiingsnap:

anintimatecoincidenceff:

your friend: “Show ‘em the outfit, show ‘em the outfit!!

you: [fronting] “…aiiiiight.”

Michael

(Source: thatmichaeljackson, via karlietolson)

bootieshunter:

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

(via placiddream)

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via jarebearyo)

theappleppielifestyle:

one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”

(via beyoncebeytwice)

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

(Source: neilaglet, via microrgasm)

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

(via dontknowwhyyouhate)