Think other wise

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via sniffing)

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

(via handjob)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via tumbledore-)

pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

(via dontknowwhyyouhate)

drakefanclub2:

drakefanclub2:

Fix this jesus

Honestly I hate this post

drakefanclub2:

drakefanclub2:

Fix this jesus

Honestly I hate this post

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klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(Source: adrianandrews, via yourhomiegomie)

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

(via handjob)